For the ‘Best Side-Eye in a Photo’ Award, Doug Jones’ gay son

January 13, 2018

Image: alex wong/ Getty Images Yesterday was a historic moment for side-eye — and, you know, the nation of Alabama or whatever. Democrat Doug Jones was sworn in Wednesday by Vice President Mike Pence, constructing him Alabama’s firstly Democratic Senator in 25 years. Alongside the newly minted senator was his son, Carson Jones, who is gay. During the swearing in, Carson gave some earnestly harsh side-eye to our infamously anti-gay…

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Does Melania Trump use a body double? An investigation

October 21, 2017

Image: pull angerer/ Getty Images Every formerly in a while, a conspiracy conjecture comes along that’s so emotionally satisfying I have no choice but to present it as fact. Consider the latest Twitter conspiracy theory stirring the rounds: that Melania Trump is utilizing a form double and has been doing it for months . Melania, the theory goes, derisions Washington as well as her husband and has liberally offered her…

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Madea works for Trump now, according to a ‘Tonight Show’ sketch

October 16, 2017

Madea( Tyler Perry) apparently now works for Donald Trump as his new communications administrator in a skit for The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon which aired Monday night. Throughout the skit, she is her sassy ego and bluntly is acknowledged that she did not vote for Trump; she voted for Hillary three times. Then Jimmy Fallon chimes in as Trump forever mispronouncing Madea’s name until she corrects it to which…

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Photos of these Houston heroes will temporarily restore your faith in humanity

September 25, 2017

Image: joe raedle/ Getty Images When Hurricane Harvey came ashore Friday, it was the most powerful hurricane to make Texas in 50 times — and it’s not over yet . Over the weekend, everyone from members of the National Guard to strong-willed mommies on boats came together to rescue people trapped in their homes and cars. Most of this kind of labor won’t be captured on camera — catastrophic flooding…

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All the best jokes about Trump’s choice to look directly at the eclipse

September 21, 2017

In a moment you probably should have ensure coming: President Donald J. Trump, despite consistent cautions to do the opposite, stared directly at the solar eclipse. If there is one thing everyone are all aware of Monday’s solar eclipse, it is that staring at the overshadow without proper eyewear can cause permanent eye damage. SEE ALSO: You can shatter your eyes in mere seconds during the solar eclipse But ever…

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Meet the Trump snowflake: the ‘Broflake’

August 7, 2017

Image: ambar del moral/ mashable Of all the moronic alt-right internet lingo, of which there are truly endless lessons, the word “snowflake” should be at the top of everyone’s list. If you’ve been fortunate enough not to hear this term before, let me devastate it for you: snowflake is a derogatory term utilized against progressives deemed to be too soft on issues of national importance, including immigration and all girl…

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9-year-old kid submits application to become NASA’s next Planetary Protection Officer

August 7, 2017

Image: Getty Images If there’s one population uniquely qualified to fight foreigners, it’s children under the age of 10 who love cable television. After hearing that NASA was looking for its next “Planetary Protection Officer, ” 9-year-old Jack Davis decided to hurl his name in the hat. Jack, a self-proclaimed “Guardian of the Galaxy, ” thought he had both the devotion and necessary qualifications to rise in the job. SEE…

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Donald Trump breathes down Melania’s neck as she introduced him at a rally

July 30, 2017

Image: SAUL LOEB/ AFP/ Getty Images First Lady Melania Trump joined her husband at a rally in Youngstown, Ohio, on Tuesday, and proceeded to be watched like she was a bad child who might do something wrong at any moment. As Melania took the rostrum to kudo her husband for winning such elections, Donald Trump stood a little too close for consolation, practically breath down her neck. The USA Association,…

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We got our hands on Trump’s speech to pardon the Thanksgiving turkey

July 24, 2017

So, we got into work this morning and someone had slipped the working draft of President Donald Trump’s speech for later this year where reference is forgiveness the Thanksgiving turkey. Apparently, he’s writing it himself. I know, right ?? Admittedly, this is very early for Trump to be projecting out the annual presidential tradition, and he’s not really knows we writing his own speeches. But, we here at Mashable would…

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Shiny objects foreign leaders are using to distract baby Trump so he doesn’t destroy our world

July 16, 2017

Image: pierre suu/ Getty Images Is there any greater affection than when America gets to say goodbye to baby Trump for the weekend and employed him in the mitts of trusted foreign babysitters? Of course, it’s mortifying when Trump sheds his country all over the storey or has a temper outburst until he gets to sit in the cart or smacks on someone else’s bride in front of the cameras….

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The 10 most glorious moments of Resistance hero Maxine Waters’ career

July 4, 2017

Image: proposal clark/ AP If for some reason you don’t know Rep. Maxine Waters: 1.) Where have you been? and 2.) Welcome. For the millions who’ve sat motionless in disturbance as the president indicated a de facto Muslim ban and given the stage for war with China, Mexico, Australia, Iran, Germany and the star of Kindergarten Co p, 78 -year-old Maxine Waters is a endowment from the sky most us…

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