While You Were Offline: Tim Cook Pwned President Trump

March 17, 2019

Another week, another avalanche of things bombarding the collective soul. “Like what? ” you ask. For starters, everyone is mourning the death of actor Luke Perry, thinking about the legacy of Michael Jackson, and know … … if Ivanka Trump is getting off too easily as the investigation net stiffens all over the other Trump children. Meanwhile, the economy is slowing down as the national deficit explodes and corporate tax…


Trolls Are Boring Now

March 16, 2019

Captain Marvel’s $455 million opening weekend is an enormous, expensive los. Not for Marvel, or devotees of superhero movies, or people whose rulings matter. For trolls. Trolls have been trying to sabotage Captain Marvel’s success since the first trailer fell last September. So persistent and several were these trolls in their “review bombing” that Rotten Tomatoes changed its policies to prevent people from rating a movie before its freeing, and…


50 Cent says he was offered $500,000 to attend Trump’s inauguration

March 15, 2019

President Donald Trump’s 2017 inauguration wasn’t precisely “the worlds largest” well-attended event in history. And now it would appear that Trump understand what he had attendance issues, even before the ceremony has just taken place. At least that’s what Curtis Jackson, AKA, 50 Cent says. On The Late Late Show with James Corden, Jackson said that Trump’s people offered him half a million dollars to attend the inauguration. “I was…


Jeff Bezos exposing the Enquirer’s attempt to blackmail him was good and right. But everything else about the story is so, so wrong.

March 9, 2019

Apparently 2019 is on a mission to outperform the past two years on the “How is this real life? ” front. If you’ve missed the big report this week, the National Enquirer tried to blackmail and gouge Jeff Bezos with embarrassing photos, but Bezos published their menacesin a blog post instead. But that’s genuinely not the whole story, because that’s simply not absurd enough for this day and age. The…


In wild exchange, Michael Cohen says Trump asked him to threaten people ‘probably’ 500 times

March 4, 2019

Michael Cohen’s testimony before the House Oversight Committee on Wednesday has been a real jaunt. One particular gem: Cohen are of the view that while he was Donald Trump’s personal advocate, Trump requested that he threaten people “probably” 500 times. That information? Not super surprising. The space Cohen arrived at the amount 500, nonetheless, was pretty striking — he and California representative Jackie Speier played what was essentially a short…


Congressman Brad Sherman takes step toward impeaching Trump

February 28, 2019

For all of the various responses to Tuesday night’s State of the Union address by President Trump — including replies from Stacey Abrams, Sen. Bernie Sanders, and Sen. Kamala Harris — perhaps the greatest was given by New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham. Immediately after Trump’s speech concluded on Tuesday night, Grisham tweeted the following video, which testified her taking Trump to task over his immigration stance and adore of…


Stephen King’s tweet about the Trump shutdown is as blunt as you’d expect

February 12, 2019

There’s no love lost between these two . Image: Leigh Vogel/ WireImage/ Win McNamee/ Getty Images/ mashable composite Stephen King is certainly not one to mince his terms — and that goes double when it comes to Trump. The horror master spent a large chunk of 2018 chiding the President on Twitter, and — evaluate by his tweets so far in 2019 — he isn’t planning to stop any time…


This song addresses what it’s like to grow up surrounded by social media

January 30, 2019

Image: Getty Images As 2018 comes to a close, it’s only a matter of time before New Year’s resolution posts start rolling into your timelines.  But the barrage of empty promises and half-hearted resolutions on social media just make me want to scale back on my social media usage altogether. Forget hitting the gym more or learning new skills. From subtweeting less to toning down my finsta, here are 10…


Cardi B speaks out on government shutdown

January 28, 2019

Image: Mel Evans/ AP/ Shutterstock As Donald Trump’s partial shutdown of the U.S. government approaches the end of its firstly( and hopefully last-place) month, every little bit helps. Jon Bon Jovi is doing his part. The ‘8 0s rocker — he’s had quite an attained career, but memories of Slippery When Wet will never fade — owns and controls New Jersey’s JBJ Soul Kitchen with his wife and business partner,…


A teenager crashed their car doing the \

January 22, 2019

Someone needs to crack the suit . Image: Getty Images By now, you’ve heard about the egg, which excelled a photo of Kylie Jenner’s daughter, Stormi, on Sunday as the most-liked post on Instagram. But who did the egg? Whose dumb but ultimately successful notion was this? View this post on Instagram A post shared by EGG GANG (@ world_record_egg )~ ATAGEND on Jan 4, 2019 at 9:05 am PST…


Watch a 1950s TV villain named ‘Trump’ try to con people into building a wall

January 20, 2019

While President Donald Trump traveled to the U.S.-Mexico border on Thursday to lobby for assistance of his perimeter wall program, the internet was buzzing about a 60 -year-old clip from an old Tv Western that features a villain named Trump pitching an idea for a wall to protect the townspeople. Yes, just like The Simpsons , it seems the old indicate Trackdown perfectly predicted a moment of the Trump presidency…


Barack Obama shared his favorite things from 2018 and you’re gonna miss him even more.

January 19, 2019

The Official WhiteHouse Photo Stream/ Wikimedia Commons Former chairman Barack Obama stands in stark differ to the current president in countless courses. One of the most difficult disparities between Obama and Trump are their intellectual interest and appreciation of culture . It’s well documented that President Trump refuses to read just about anything, unless it’s written about him. Whereas Obama has always been open about his love of knowledge and…


Qai Qai, Serena Williams’ daughter’s doll, serves it up at the Australian Open

January 18, 2019

Serena Williams isn’t the only one serving it up at the Australian Open . Image: Getty Images One of the biggest humors of 2018 was a doll. But not only any ol’ doll- it was Qai Qai, the rather humorous and cynical comrade of Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr ., daughter of tennis champ Serena Williams and Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian. SEE ALSO: Serena Williams’ daughter’s doll Qai Qai is the…


50 years later Woodstock is coming back and its mission is more relevant than ever.

January 17, 2019

Photo by Henry Diltz used in conjunction with permission. In 1969, America was fiercely divided by campaign and politics that fractured relationships between the genders, races, and generations. People took to the streets to push back against a ruling class who blocked the auditoriums to advancement. Clang familiar? Fashion, technology, music and how they felt at a specific moment can never genuinely be incorporated. But there are epoches that share…


The influence of Snoop Dogg and the Beastie Boys on ‘Half Baked’

January 14, 2019

Snoop Dogg and Trump in 2011, simpler hours Image: Getty Images As the federal government shutdown drags on into another week, leave it to none other than rapper Snoop Dogg to deliver perhaps the hottest take yet about Donald Trump’s willingness to keep parts of the government shuttered for “months or even years” over funding for his border wall. Yes, while Trump is out there still trying to leverage Game…


University wants to banish Trumps favorite word in 2019

January 13, 2019

Yes, we’re all tired of hearing “No collusion! ” Image: Getty Images Even our vocabulary needs a fresh start for 2019. This has been a rough time in so many styles, even for the words we use — and particularly for those that President Donald Trump is constantly tweeting out. That’s why one group is proposing we ban the word “collusion.” Lake Superior State University has unveiled the 44 th…


Trump to kid about believing in Santa: ‘At 7 it’s marginal, right?’

December 27, 2018

President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump answer calls from people calling into the NORAD Santa tracker phone line on December 24, 2018. Image: SAUL LOEB/ AFP/ Getty Images ‘Twas the darknes before Christmas and as the flame roared and the Christmas tree lightings sparkled, Trump started talking to children about Santa. It didn’t go over well. As the president took a phone call from a 7-year-old named Coleman,…


Watch ‘Donald Trump’ take on Bob Ross with his trademark humility The Bob Ross Challenge

December 27, 2018

White House chief of staff John Kelly likely fantasizing about life after the White House . Image: Getty Images The post-election bloodbath within the Trump administration continues as embattled chief-of-staff John Kelly is out, and is expected to be replaced by Vice President Mike Pence’s chief-of-staff Nick Ayers, who is now Trump’s third manager in less than two years, an unprecedented revolving door for a key position. SEE ALSO: Why…


Please enjoy this parody Christmas message from ‘Melania Trump’

December 26, 2018

Melania … er, Melanie Trump genuinely went all out with the White House Christmas message this year. And by “Melanie Trump” we mean actor/ singer Laura Benanti, who throws on quite a show in the sketch above for the The Late Show with Stephen Colbert . There’s singing, tap-dancing, a brief cartoon, and even a sneak peak into the White House’s “inclusivity corner”. Frankly you only need to see it…


Here’s what the UK Googled about most in 2018

December 19, 2018

Image: Joe Maher/ BFC/ Getty Images/ IKON IMAGES/ mashable composite There’s genuinely best available path to recap the past time than to go back over what people were busy typing into search engines as our planet induced its direction around the sunlight. Google just released its “Year in Search” statistics, and it offers a pretty good peek into what was on our collective brain in the Year of our Lord…