All The Best TV Shows & Movies Coming To Netflix In January

January 21, 2018

2017 is coming to an end( thank the Lord ), and so is the current Netflix lineup. Out with the old-time, in with the new old movies we forgot prevailed, or something. While I appreciate the brand-new names( more on this later ), I don’t totally is understandable Netflix has to take things away from us. Sure, I haven’t watched one episode of on Netflix to date, but that doesn’t…

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Things We Should Have Learned From 2017, But Probably Didn’t

January 20, 2018

We’re inducing memes smarter. So can you. Inspect the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get started. It’s time to close the book on 2017, and not a few moments too soon. We can’t remember ever being this ready to be done with a year, and we’re super age-old. In the interest of not echoing its first year that has been, we requested readers to list the lessons we all should…

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5 Boneheaded Conspiracy Theories You Had No Clue Existed

January 19, 2018

When you ask people what their favorite plot hypothesis are, it’s always the same old ballads — the moon arrival was fake, the British empire are all lizards, Tom Cruise is actually two small-time border collies in a tall coating, etc. People adore tuning out the classics, but what about all the new plots? Here’s a hipster’s guidebook to the indie darlings that are making such a direction onto the…

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Become A Bitcoin Billionaire With This 5-Course Bundle

January 16, 2018

This part was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there . Remember the Winklevoss twins from The Social Network ? They were the rich, handsome rowing champs that Mark Zuckerberg allegedly took the relevant recommendations for Facebook from.( We know, life is so unfair .) Well things objective up works out OK for the Winklevii, as last-place month,…

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The Official Trump Tweet Drinking Game

January 12, 2018

I think we can all agree that 2017 was the worst, mainly thanks to the fact that “were having” Donald Twitter-Fingers as our fucking chairwoman. Literally every day was a waking nightmare as we waited to insure what petty drama our Command in Chief would start on Twitter. Good times. Lucky for us, alcohol prevails. And luck for you, we’ve created a booze game for Trump’s Tweets so that you…

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Why Conservative Comedy Is Almost Impossible In Trump Times

January 7, 2018

Thought experiment: if you made a roster of the biggest 10 slapstick organizations in your life, what would be on it? Probably stuff like Saturday Night Live , The Daily Show , John Oliver, network late nighttime displays? Well if you look back over that index, you probably won’t find anybody who’s not openly lefty liberal( hi Stephen Colbert !) or wonky liberal( hey Seth Meyers !) or dead-center apolitical(…

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4 WTF Lessons The World Teaches Us About Sexualizing Teens

January 1, 2018

I’m not astonishing anyone by saying that “the worlds” sexualizes teenage girls. If I printed out all of the articles and books on that subject, we’d have to build a library on the moon to contain them. And now that I said that, I truly want to Google “sexualized teen moon library” to recognize what comes up. But I’m not going to. I don’t feel my brain could handle the…

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The One Good Thing That Could Come From The NYT Nazi Piece

December 30, 2017

The New York Times wrote an clause profiling a Nazi this weekend, and human, did that not come off well. Seems like when you share little anecdotes about muffin trays and lunch at Panera Bread with a person who described Hitler as “kind of chill” in regards to his desire to kill lesbians and Slavs, a lot of people will dislike it. 5 Celebrities Who Played Off Frightful Acts As’…

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5 Hilarious 2017 Twitter Moments You Might’ve Missed

December 26, 2017

Twitter is a yawning gyre of GIFs, random maniac hollering into the endless vacancy in search of a meager morsel of sense, and hound photos. And with a gazillion tweets being posted every second, it can be hard to sift out the gems from the grime. So in case you’ve missed them, here some of the most delightful Twitter minutes of 2017. Read Next In the end, it was settled…

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5 Failed TV Shows That Deserve A Second Chance

November 29, 2017

Bad movies are often built merriment of for years, but bad Tv indicates tend to be quickly forgotten and deleted and replaced by the next bad Tv show. This runs doubly for shows that only last for one season or, in some cases, never make it past the aviator episode. However, there are some evidences which wholly deserved the swift kick to the psyche they got when they firstly aired,…

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These Allegations Against Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Are Gross AF

November 20, 2017

I just…honestly….I don’t even know anymore. I’m running out of words to say so I’ll let my lover SNL’s Colin Jost explain the present country of countries around the world 😀 TAG 8 TT WTF Did He Do? Before we even get into his fondness for underage wives, it’s worth pointing out that Moore was already proving himself wildly unfit for agency for a plethora of other reasons. He disobeyed…

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WTF Are These Paradise Papers Everybody Is So Obsessed With?

November 19, 2017

In case you’ve been too busy not committing a shit about taxes–because honestly, who even understands how they work besides depriving me of my own money–allow us to explain the bombshell of shady dealings that recently divulged “ve called the” Bachelor in Paradise Papers. And as Chris Harrison will tell you, these newspapers are about to be some of the most dramatic leakages in paradise history. WTF Is A Paradise…

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Why Your Brain Can’t Empathize With Large Tragedies

November 18, 2017

You’re a good person, right? Don’t to answer questions if you don’t want to; I’m not here to humiliate you, we can just take it as a given. We’re all cool here . But you pay your taxes, only rarely worship false-hearted idols, and “ve never” driven over person for taking too long in a crosswalk. Basically, you care about others. Maybe you don’t act on your cares — doing…

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Get Into The Cryptocurrency Craze With This Steep Discount

November 13, 2017

This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there . If you had the foresight to invest in Bitcoin early, then you’re likely reading such articles while lying in a bathtub full of money while your personal robot run you another perfect mimosa. If you’re one of the many who didn’t and have been watching slack-jawed as…

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No, Trump Did Not Overfeed Koi Fish During His Trip To Japan

November 9, 2017

With Trump constantly attempting to undermine columnists, it’s a little bit infuriating when CNN drops a headline like, “Trump feeds fish, winds up pouring entire carton of food into koi pond.” It attains it definitely sounds like Trump dopily dumped a huge container of food into the pond, while the audience tittered at him. But no, it turns out that the Japanese Prime Minister poured out his entire container of…

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4 Reasons Sexual Assault Victims Don’t Step Forward

November 4, 2017

If you’re anything like me, a person who rarely pays attention to the ins and outs of Hollywood( beyond the Air Bud franchise ), the sexual abuse accusations against Harvey Weinstein scarcely registered in your brain. He is only one of the many, many, many high-powered men who have been accused of sexual harassment and/ or assault in the past year. It’s almost impossible for a girl to keep all…

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How President Trump Has Ruined Comedy

November 3, 2017

My name is Daniel O’Brien. I’ve had sexuality in over two different countries and engaged in some illuminate, patriotic hand stuff in four . I used to write a weekly editorial for the slapstick website Cracked Dot Com, and now I am its Creative Director of Video and Content Development, because ever since my boss left, there has been no one around to stop me from adding words to my…

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Turns Out Bill O’Reilly Is An Even Bigger Shitbag Than We Thought

October 30, 2017

Here’s some not surprising news: Bill O’Reilly is a garbage bag of a human being. Besides looks a lot like every gross old boy that your momma tells you to avoid at neighborhood parties, he actually that gross old boy that coworkers tell you to avoid at, like, your fucking job. In a series of equally not-surprising scandals at Fox News, it’s now been reported by and the( not fake…

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5 Ways Donald Trump’s Lies Are Trying To Break Your Brain

October 28, 2017

Hey there, you awesome person you! Congratulations: you’ve survived several months of a Donald Trump presidency. And double congratulations: you’re promoted through this dark interval despite having to experience it with a human brain. Our brains feel stress about everything from large-scale predatory animals to low smartphone battery grades. Which entreat the question: isn’t it worth wondering how those fragile organs are handling American history’s Dumbest Timeline? On this week’s…

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