How To Tactfully Say No To Your Friend’s Destination Wedding Betches

March 17, 2019

Your BFF is getting married, which, like, mazel. However, she’s decided that hosting her bridal out of the country/ on an island/ seven governments away is the best alternative for some f* cking reason. It’s everyone’s worst nightmare: she’s having a destination wedding. Destination bridals may seem like an amazing alternative for her and her S.O ., but for you, a betch on a budget, the whole notion of buying…


‘Empire’ Actor Jussie Smollett Attacked In An Apparent Hate Crime Betches

March 1, 2019

The fact that it’s 2019 and hate crimes are still happening is destroying to report, but “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett was viciously assaulted yesterday morning. Smollett, 35, was reportedly just ambling down the street( how dare he) in Chicago, when two people began to shout racist and homophobic slurs at the actor. Smollett plays a lesbian character on “Empire” and is openly gay in real life since coming out in…


Did Kristen And Carter From ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Break Up? Betches

February 25, 2019

It was merely a matter of time. The relationships on this season of Vanderpump Rules all seemed a little too stable. No one cheated on anyone else in front of an elderly patient. No one got a stripper pregnant in Vegas. Sure, Ariana and Lala had a drunken “moment” in the back of a automobile, but Sandoval seemed more turned on by that than anything. High-pitched fives all over for…


Here Is All The Evidence That Jordyn Woods And Tristan Thompson Hooked Up Betches

February 25, 2019

As most Americans with a operating Internet connection know by now, Tristan Thompson and Jordyn Woods are currently set up to be the most hated people in America. Khloe Kardashian reportedly dumped Tristan Thompson last-place night–not, y’know, because he cheated on her days before she committed birth. It’s because he cheated on her once again–this time, with Kylie’s BFF Jordyn Woods. Apparently, Thompson piloted into township for Valentine’s Day( aw…


3 Reasons Tristan Thompson Is An Astrological Nightmare To Date Betches

February 21, 2019

Let’s not all sitting there and pretend like we’re shocked that Tristan Thompson cheated again. Khloe Kardashian sure as hell isn’t surprised. But cheating on Koko with Kylie Jenner’s BFF Jordyn Woods? Girl, “wed been” rooting for you! You had it made–from guaranteed invites to every Stormi World from now until the end of time to living in Kylie’s backyard mansion guest house, you got it all without even sharing…


Celebrities On Cameo That Seem Super Random Betches

February 16, 2019

I’ll admit it: I desire a good, inane method of communication.( Poking on Facebook, pinging on Blackberry, you name it .) I also love ensure celebrities participate in stupid sh* t for a paycheck, which delivers me to Cameo. Cameo is a service that allows you to send your friends contents in the form of a selfie video from a picked celebrity. I’ll explain this a few more lanes until…


How A Loneliness Epidemic Snuck Up On Us (with Jason Pargin)

February 16, 2019

“Social atomization” is a word that sounds like science fiction. It could be the title of a 1950 s B-movie where a mad scientist vaporizes a dancing party. But when sociologists use that term, “social atomization” is a complementary situate of changes you might have noticed lately: more loneliness, less societal trust, and an increasing feeling that nobody’s got your back. What does it mean if that’s happening to all…


How To Be Less Confused About The Economy (with Kai Ryssdal)

February 7, 2019

[ TIMELY UPDATE: on Friday afternoon the U.S. government re-opened temporarily. Details here. We will describe the shutdown as a present-tense thing in this occurrence because, as we’ll say early on, we videotapeed this episode right before the government re-opened. Also we taped with such a possibility in thinker, so all our realities about the shutdown is true and are long-term focused .] We are fresh off the longest government…


Why A Terrible U.S. Supreme Court Is The Historical Norm

January 31, 2019

You’ve probably heard jokes about lawyers before. Here’s a more advanced version, coming from future Chief Justice Of The U.S. Supreme Court John Roberts in April of 1983: “The generally accepted notion that the court can only hear roughly 150 cases each term gives the same sense of reassurance as the adjournment of the court in July, when we know the Constitution is safe for the summer.” We know, we…


Are Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Astrologically Compatible? Betches

January 16, 2019

For starters, let’s get one thing straight, and it’s that we can’t magistrate a journal by its embrace. As you are familiar with, Justin Bieber was born for the purposes of the dreamy sign of Pisces, and Hailey Baldwin has her sun in the sign of the adventurous archer. Right off the bat, we know that these signs aren’t compatible, considering liquid( Pisces) and fire( Sagittarius) don’t typically mesh well…


3 At-Home Workouts For When Its Too Cold To Leave Your Room Betches

January 15, 2019

Sometimes, despite our best good aims, we just can’t deliver ourselves to go to the gym. It grows specially hard during winter when abruptly 50 -degree weather feels warm( fake news) and the sky is a dismal grey-haired until 4pm, when it’s pitch black. On a good day, I don’t want to go to the gym. But if I have to wade through unclean puddles of slush in the dead…


The Top 5 Worst Celebrity Parents Betches

January 1, 2019

It’s evident that mama and daddy issues are the lifeblood of petty drama on a public magnitude, toxic luminary relations, and actuality television. We adore that sh* t at Betches. So let’s all elevate a vodka soda to awful parent education luminaries. I’ve rounded up who I deem to be the worst luminary parents, but is ensured not to drink too much because who are able to mess with your…


The California Wildfires Are Affecting Some Of Your Favorite Celebrities Betches

November 26, 2018

If you’ve been paying attention to the news for the last few days, you probably have an idea of how bad the California wildfires are right now. Since Thursday, thousands of acres have burned, and hundreds of thousands of people have evacuated their homes in areas surrounding Los Angeles. Obviously, this is a terrible tragedy, and we’re sending out positive vibes to everyone who’s been affected. But, being Los Angeles,…


The Stages Of Going Out The Night Before Thanksgiving Betches

November 24, 2018

The time has come. You entreat all your friends a tearful goodbye because you cannot see being without them for seven hours, let alone seven days. You take a crappy flight/ instruct/ auto journey back home, glaring at any strangers who attempt to construct dialogue. Look, random 30 -year-old dude, it’s great that you love Stanford, but I really merely want to sleep. I’m not in the mood to talk…


‘Reputation’ Is A Year Old: Do We Still Hate Taylor Swift? Betches

November 23, 2018

Today, November 10th, marks exactly one year since Taylor Swift released Reputation. Wow, it’s been a long year. Remember when every week we had a wild new Taylor Swift video to make fun of? When the album came out, I didn’t have the kindest things to say. Honestly, I’ve never had the kindest things to say about Taylor or her work, and I have no regrets. However, not everyone at Betches shared…


These Are The Celebs Who Have Gotten Involved In The Midterms Betches

November 17, 2018

Now that Halloween is over, the truly terrifying holiday approaches: Election Day. If you don’t have horrendously scary memories from last Election Day then that probably means you blacked out once Trump won Florida. If you feel a nervous energy in the air, it’s because everyone with half a brain in this country is approaching their distant cousins and asking them to vote, which is legitimately very brave!! You’re registered…


Rihanna Hit Trump With A Cease And Desist Letter Betches

November 14, 2018

It’s election day, which entails all our favorite luminaries have been get in on the political action lately. From Oprah travelling entrance to door in Georgia to Taylor Swift ultimately breaking her political stillnes, it’s been great determining stars use their influence to get people to the polls. And of course, being the queen that she is, Rihanna set the icing on the election cake the coming week when she…


5 Halloween Costumes To Avoid This Year Betches

November 11, 2018

Halloween might seem like a juvenile celebration for children to gorge themselves on sugar and for adults to explore their creative back, but, like most loose holidays, it’s also a reflection of American civilization. Some people use a costume or a mask to uncover how sh* tty of person or persons “theyre about”. But in 2018, we are not able still be doing this. It shouldn’t be that difficult to…


7 Crazy Celebrity Conspiracy Theories That Will Blow Your Mind Betches

October 12, 2018

1. Avril Lavigne Was Replaced By An Impersonator People think our fav Sk8er Girl actually committed suicide in 2003 and was replaced by a doppelgänger. The theory goes that Melissa Vandella allegedly filled in for Lavigne before her “death” to confuse the paparazzi, but when she did die, Vandella stepped in to continue her fame. Here are their reasonings: one, her nose changed (have these people ever heard of a…


Celebrity Couples With Large Age Gaps Betches

September 27, 2018

Hollywood is notorious for strange celebrity couples, but sometimes the age difference between two people is so large, people wonder if he’s her father or boyfriend. Large age gaps have become the norm in Hollywood, housing some of the largest age differences ever (okay, so I don’t know about ever, but if a couple had an age difference larger than those on this list then that’s just criminal). Has anyone else…