You might see Sean Spicer on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ and these 5 other shows

If there was ever one chip of pleasure to be gleaned over the past six months, as the waning American republic willingly gave its own mansion on fire and let a den of wolfish hacks prey on its remains, it was this: watching Sean Spicer embarrass himself in front of millions.

It was a small pleasure for sure, and a wide swath of Americans were happy to see him go and welcome a whole new source of reproach to the White House. But some people appear to be having a harder day letting move, including the producers at Dancing for the Stars who had reportedly expressed interest in bringing Spicer on the show.

To be clear: Spicer’s invitation remains a rumor firstly reported by The New York Post . Still, the concept isn’t solely without of reaching. Who could forget when Energy Secretary Rick Perry the man now in charge of our atomic weapon arsenal skip and doodly-dooed on Dancing with the Stars like a teenage girl reading square dancing for the first time?

Politico likewise reported that Spicer has had multiple “friendly meetings” with executives from networks including ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX.

Remember when pundits warned that Spicer’s career would be destroyed from having spent so much better time in front of cameras openly lying to a room full of experienced journalists?

Ah well. Guess that extended. All’s good now!

Outside of Dancing With The Stars , here’s where Spicey could potentially go next 😛 TAGEND

1. A talking head on FOX

According to Politico , FOX neither denied nor proved speaking with Spicer but instead said it routinely are talking about all the “major players.” It’s unclear what kind of insight the network expects Spicer to provide about Trump, outside of “Daddy is a very good boy.” Still, Spicer’s occasionally jocular, forced upbeat attitude would be a welcome remedy to Tucker Carlson’s nightly public temper tantrums.

2. A cameo on SNL with Melissa McCarthy

One of the best/ simply memories people will have about Sean Spicer is actually merely Melissa McCarthy’s Sean Spicer. Spicer’s appearance on Saturday Night Live would probably induce a ratings spike for the network, and it’s not the first time the late nighttime evidence has invited a disgraced public figure to reach dance for the cameras.

3. A special correspondent for The Today Show

Jenna Bush has done it. Chelsea Clinton has done it. Practically every mediocre public figure be expected to launch from blandness to greatness has made an appearing on this milquetoast morning news show, whether as a guest or a correspondent.

Your turn, Spicey.

4. Jeffrey Lord’s backup on CNN

Let’s be honest: Spicer is very likely to follow the path of his chum Corey Lewandowski and become a Trumpkin propaganda piece on one of the major systems, regardless of the shame he suffered behind the scenes. At least he’ll be more pleasant to gawk at than Lewandowski or Lord, and I’ll gladly watch him if he agrees to wear his infamous bunny clothing on air.

5. Appear as a often invited guest on one of the late darknes presents, whether it’s Jimmy Fallon or Bill Maher

There is no one too offensive to appear on Bill Maher nor too bland to be a guest on Jimmy Fallon. Neither Spicer nor Fallon are afraid of the irreverent shaggy-headed little chairman. Maher is more than happy to invite anyone to his reveal who has the potential to offend thousands of vulnerable Americans.

The future is open for Sean Spicer. The possibilities are endless. Despite dragging American democracy down into the clay, Spicer will rise from the dust like a phoenix and be redeemed by the almighty Gods of network television. All is forgiven in the Kingdom of Content.

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