Shiny objects foreign leaders are using to distract baby Trump so he doesn’t destroy our world

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Is there any greater affection than when America gets to say goodbye to baby Trump for the weekend and employed him in the mitts of trusted foreign babysitters?

Of course, it’s mortifying when Trump sheds his country all over the storey or has a temper outburst until he gets to sit in the cart or smacks on someone else’s bride in front of the cameras. But our fellow soon-to-be-former friends are doing a remarkable work entertaining our chairperson until his parents( Congress) come home, which glances increasingly like … never.

Oh well. Here’s a look at how foreign presidents are doing a remarkable work of disconcerting Trump from computing more sh* t to the twirling gust of government sewage he’s let loose at home and abroad.

1. They dedicated him a big idea procession to be addressed!


Trump firstwasn’t going to attend Bastille Day in Paris until he found out there was going to be a big procession. Trump cherishes a parade! Large-scale seems!

2. They made him take a cart instead of stroll. Toot toot!

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Trump was discerned taking a golf cart in lieu of treading with the rest of the foreign chairmen at the G-7 peak. Our little guy must have been so tired.

3. And they tell him hit on all the pretty noblewomen at the party.

Trump told Brigitte Macron that she was in “such good physical shape.” While Trump’s behavior violated nearly universal standards of human decency, parties understood he’s a kid for chrissakes!

4. In the Middle East, they caused him play with the most difficult shiniest ball they had.

5. And stay up and dance, channel past his bedtime!

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It’s Friday night and he’s having fun Trump-G-I-F!

6. Oh the places “hes been gone”! The strange objects he stroked!

7. Including his babysitters’ knees!

8. When he wandered off for a nap, they totally understood.

9. Trump can do whatever he requires! Say whatever he misses! Eat whatever he wants!

Anything is possible so long as he doesn’t hurt … them.

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